Chestnuts roasting.......

Chestnuts roasting on my open fire....... 

Maybe it was the cleaning bottle sticking out of my pants wasn't the best position to be in when Margo walked in, but she took in her stride. Another typical night where men grow up, but the boy in us all keeps coming out when it's another Aquabus gathering. This Christmas found our motley crew gathered at the Wicklow to celebrate yet another year together. The man in the long black coat looking like the 'Governor' he is, came by to see how proceedings were going. Uncle Ray had already supped and dashed as the blimey Limey had finally come through with another stash of those Brit mags he loves so much. 18 magazines = 18 weeks, so that takes me up to April - right Uncle Ray? Proving that one man magazine, he another man's treasure. While John quietly preserved himself for prosperity, he gushed over his latest baby: edition numero sept of False Creek This Week. After a particularly prolonged and difficult birth, he produced a corker with a blinding advertiser on the back page (see for yourself, it's a big player on the creek). Well done Sarko!

The girls were out in force and looking lovely as ever. Margo looked wonderful and relaxed as ever, as we reminisced over seeing the Big Yin himself at the QE theater. Eleanor fresh from delivering another healthy baby into the world, looked like the yummy mummy she is. Motherhood is looking good on her, especially with those low-lites, making fireman Ryan a very lucky man! (Belated congrats to you both by the way for the new sprog: baby Caleb!). Alexis looking so cute in her Canucks top, was also s relaxed and miles of smiles - but then subbing as a teacher for 2 days will do that! Meanwhile Olivia was guiding John around the bar on an invisble obstacle course all night but just taking it all in her stride. I was so impressed I just had to get a picture of them with across there knees!

...children running through my snow.....

What is going on the at Wicklow anyway? A mighty KLANG! illustrated the utter waste of time in having a glass wall running down the center of the outdoor patio. When you have to put a heavy pint of the golden nectar on a table, you don't expect an obstacle to get in your way. KLANG! As Margo correctly pointed out: '.....you don't get many of them to the pound'. And you just don't do you? But Christine is happy as she continues to keep warm over my roaring chestnuts on fire on the patio.......

The night moves on in a continuing circular pattern between the 'smokers' suffering for their sins on the patio and gathering in front a bar full of legal refreshment with no barmaid? How nobody jumped over and start making some 'Uncle Ray' delights is beyond me. KLANG! I'm glad the Governor stepped in and retrieved those ill gotten gains from that roving party of 80's rejects that somebody apparently invited but nobody knew. Between the rather poor Buggles/Mig Ure lookalike and the girl with the exceptional booty, they should have been seen off ages ago as we all sung 'Hungry like the Wolf' in praise of Marat's wild canine hoody. And remember ladies - pencil in a date in the new year for Marat's 'Fashion Bag' party!!!! - where you can get a flashing light hang bag for just $30! 'mazing! Jody has promised me a bag featuring the queen herself: a BRITNEY SPEARS bag! I think I actually declared I should be gay at this point.....I don't like the sex part but I absolutely LUV the accessories! Ladies - in that department, you do have it so good!

......everybody having a good time.......

KLANG! Note to self - don't get on the chair to take a photo of all the proceedings below - you may fall back and take out a patron or two. Sorry Allison and Max! Before Bob takes off in his lovely white terry cotton top - he retells a tale when he was a young lad drinking pop and perusing his friend's dad very own Playboy collection in his friends loft. The boys sighed in adolescence delight over a certain Miss July center fold aka one Ms. Curly in all her lovely curved loveliness (this was '65). The boys eyes popped out and rolled across the insulation when they realized that Ms. Curley was the one and same goddess who was their school librarian! As Bob leaves later, he shouts 'I can't say goodbye to everyone' and wobbles home after another successful night of fun.....

.......Float you Jack Snow!!!!!!!!

As the night nears closing - it is odd to see more jugs appear so close to the final bell and some of our crew are getting cut off. More refreshments 20 minutes before closing usually does not make for a satisfactory parting......

Anyway - a good night had by all and we wish you all a very happy Christmas!!!!! In the meantime........

KLANG! peeeeaaaaaacccceeeeeee out sisters! 

Is it still November? It's still MOVEMBER BABY!

Hey ho.......it's still November. So it's still MOVEMBER BABY! That's why you're seeing all those grown men walking around with handle bar growth right now.....



Yeah, I know I look like a porker - but there you go......
Anyhoo, I'm in a competition on facebook, for the best mo.....have a butchers and vote for me mo!

http://apps.facebook.com/promotionshq/contests/70592/voteable_entries?ogn=facebook

Cheers!

peeeeaaaccceeeee out sisters!

Movember Baby!

Lets be honest, cancer is never fun. It's a nightmare. But every November is Movember Baby! What better way to raise awareness for prostate cancer than grown man growing a mustache.....a fun way to highlight a killer disease for men like me.

(Talking of fun, I've had 'the' check up for men over 45.....he had hands like a ruddy butcher....oooo weeee!) But a small tad of discomfort goes a long way to prevent the unthinkable. So, if you're like me....45 years old or older, and you haven't been checked yet......do the right thing: make the appointment!

For now, peeeeeaaaccccceeeee out sisters!

Happy Halloween people......

This is for all my followers (including the zombie community out there. You'd be surprised how many actually take the Aquabus to go to work everyday!)  Happy Halloween! See ya soon on the island.........

Look Around: There's Plenty to be Thankful for!

 

Happy Thanksgiving!

And theres plenty to be thankful for if you live here....I'm reminded of how important friends are when, just before I returned back to my other job as a Youth Worker, I was a little dour heading into the office at Aquabus one day. I was brooding as the school I work at is being 'amal - gamated' with other at risk program's in the next year or so. As the summer season was coming to end, it heralded my return to an uncertain future, which working along the creek had happily displaced for a good while. I was walking down to the GI dock with Jody and Geoff. Seeing me so quiet (for a change!) Geoff simply put his arm around my shoulder saying 'It's going to be alright Des'. The smallest gesture at the most acute moment can mean so much. It meant so much to me, and why I respect him so much.

It is now a good opportunity to also give a shout out to one of my longest followers, who apparently reads my posts without fail. James is the manager at the premier chocolate stall 'ChocolaTas' (I think this is the place!) in the GI market. He was the one who had the good sense to employ one of the infamous Irish girls 'Elaine' this summer. At the end of the week, he would drop by with some of those delicious choc covered Strawberries on his way home. A truer gent you could ever meet, he was as generous with his complements as with his choice confectionery.

Apparently, it will be around about now that the Aquabus limited edition Chocolate Collection tins will be arriving. I need to get one for my Aquabus collection in the MOD II. (That would be the Museum of Des 2.....where all my choice collections are stored. I am the (un)official curator of Aquabus historical artifacts......every great corporation has a record of its past......).

The Irish girls are gone, but definitely not forgotten. I know Adam has already booked his ticket to Dublin for Christmas. But from the looks of things, it hasn't been all plain sailing since Elaine got back home. Seems she boxed someone in with her car and got this 'delightful' note on her windscreen. Nice touch with the printed flowers though.....

Anyhoo, the season has definitively changed, so right now, I'm out of the loop with all things GI. Big Kev is out on the boats again up north, Jody hasn't returned my calls (probably because I am still struggling composing those mini biographies of our drivers for the company website. A task I've worked on since August....although I have written 18 of them). Uncle Ray is probably awaiting the news magazine I bring to him each month, and Siobhan still hasn't responded since that lock-in......so really it's life as per!

For me, my adventures continue on my other blog: desreid.ca. Really, the perfect training for dealing with customers on the creek in the silly season, is a week away with 15 active teenagers in the middle of the Cariboo......buts that's another story.....

Still writing those bio's Jody......

In the meantime.....

peeeaaaaccceee out sisters!

The Thorny State of Cultural Aversity.....

I had an encounter last week which as been bugging me ever since. Its even more focused in my mind as today is the ninth anniversary of the 9/11 tragedy in New York, where I had just visited in July. So, to say I have pondering this specific, brief encounter is an understatement as is it is ripe with multiple interpretation and meanings. Especially since the world literally changed for us all regardless of our nationality and cultural make up.on that tragic stark sunny day.


It was Sunday 4th September. The last weekend before the kids head back to school after Labor Day. The weather being good meant it was busy at GI. Deck-handing on Cquabus III and, I was trying to get into that developed routine of prompting customers by announcing fare prices, then collecting for 30 passengers within that very short 4 minute ride between stations. A competent Deck-hand can do this, if they hustle and uses every second available. I just was managing (despite being called 5 times within 10 minutes when the SPCA wanted me to talk about adopting a cat!)


So, I am into a routine and loving the synchronicity of it all: between the revolving line before me and the rhythm of the exchange.  But, all it takes is that one customer, that one customer who wants more information, or wasn't paying attention, who slows you down enough just to get out of that balance you can develop on a really good day.


I come before two women. A mother with her adult daughter, who had an infant in a stroller. They were both Middle Eastern, the Grandmother wearing a full one piece dress, covering her head to feet, her face open. Her daughter, vibrant, young and attractive had her hair covered in a scarf. I asked her for the two fares: $6.50 in total. She held her handout, open with a Tooney, a dime and pennies and looked me straight in the eye. I asked again and she tilled her head ever so slightly to the right, her almond eyes widened displaying confusion. We stood in silence together, locked at that point before it proceeded to awkwardness. I decided to move on, get the other fares. By this time we came into GI, Jody ready to get the next group on. I was determined to get that fare - I got out the equivalnet fare in cash. 'I need this'. The Grandmother smiled and stated again: 'No English'. Her daughter ignoring me now and conversing in Arabic or Farsi with her mother.


I heard of this situation before, but chose to disbelief it. I didn't want want to think that there was the sense that in other cultures, it was accepted to chance your hand and not pay what was expected. Fundamentally, it would seriously undermine our acceptance and tolerance of others in our causal day to day encounters.  In my mind, if that had happened to me, I was confident that I would be determined enough to get that money regardless. Yet, here was that very situation before me, with Jody telling me to get back on board and he would deal with it himself. It is frustrating because we live in a society which is renowned for its tolerance of other cultures. I know from my own past, living in London that I remember groups of white 14 year old kids ganging together and waiting for Indian and Pakistani kids to pounce on them.


My England had a dark belly of discrimination and hate towards those of different skin colour. However, one of the qualities I admire and gain pride from being a Canadian is Canada's live and let live attitude. (It is not perfect, working with First Nation kids and having any minutiae knowledge of this countries history shows that.) Yet, being destined from what one character in the film 'The Commitments' self termed  the 'Blacks of Europe' or the Irish, I have a developed sense of 'fair play' which certainly isn't perfect being skewed and prejudiced by life experience. I still debate about my own views towards wealthy white South Africans - especially those who emigrated abroad after 1994.


It's just having that sense we all have, that gut feeling when we know. We know that we are being played, that the biggest lie is that one that is the most blatant. She looked me right in the eye and she chose to simply lie. Jody said she gave him just over $2 and let it go. Which in itself, is a very Canadian thing to do. Its the undermining of that sense of fair play, of that general common acceptance and of payment for something received. What makes me frustrated is that she represents a national and cultural group which continues to be viewed negatively, especially since 9/11 and with nutters like Pastor Terry Jones ready to burn the Koran. (Jesus what next?).


Which is why I took this so personally.

Why, would you pretend that you didn't understand? I could have been wrong, but I just can't shake the sense she did know English. It's one person, a couple who really don't give a damn and yet we say one person can make a difference. Then, do the right thing: make me belief you really are like me and you.  Who want, what we all cherish for our children, a community where trust and respect is paramount to a good and decent life. I understand there is a lot of history of mistrust and hate in the Middle East and for good reason. I am painting very broad strokes, yet it is our own personal encounters and experience of our places that colour our perception of reality.


Because those two customers were  a visible part of that general ethnic group, you do so much more damage to the greater universe by pulling shit like that. Yes, others do it, but the heightened sense of emotion, between our two cultures means we all need to work harder to bring harmony and understanding between us.


On both sides.....


peeeaaaaccceeeee out sisters.....

Gentleman...we salute you!

 End of a era, but still looking good nevertheless.....

When Transport Canada decided that Cyquabus I, had docked at GI for very the last time, it truly was the end of a era in Aquabus history. Since her launch by heavy crane from the Spyglass dock in 1995, the hardy original 12 passenger pontoon bike carrier has plowed the waves on the Hornby run for 15 straight years. No doubt she paid for herself countless times ever since. It seemed a sad ending to know that she has been destined for the scrap yard for a few hundred dollars after her loyal service.

Yet, with the addition of the latest Cyquabus duo on steroids: IV and V during the recent Olympics, these direct descendants has drastically changed the dynamics of ferrying passengers across the creek. This summer has demonstrated that with the addition of these two vessels, with their combined capacity to take 60 people, has changed the experience of those using our service before they even come aboard. The Olympic experience aside, up until last summer at peak events such as Canada Day, it was common to witness line ups stretching as far back as Johnston Street. With people waiting in the hundreds running along the Arts Club Theater, I often had to police the line until they could get onto the dock. This no longer happens, as lines are now reduced to the 50-70 range before these two mammoths arrive to load and go in rapid succession. Shorter waiting times for fare paying punters, means reduced opportunity for personal scream therapy at the expense of tourists on auto pilot......

Yet, that decision two years ago, to built not one but two new bigger Cyquabuses at the same time for Olympics, must have raised the pulse of both banker and owners alike. For who really knew what was going to happen during those 2 weeks in February? But based on a very savvy sense that the games wouldn't be a bust, it seems inconceivable today the mere idea of not having these two vessels in the fleet considering the bumper numbers this summer.

It sure looks good on a very canny and wise ownership who decided to really let it roll and came up trumps! And it couldn't be a more fitting tribute to Geoff Pratt on his recent 50th birthday. Heres to you sir and many more happy adventures together on the creek!

Uncle Ray has a fit......

'Haven't you given that up by now?' complains Uncle Ray.

Calming his nerves by bolting back yam fries into his leathery red cheeks by the dozen, every ones favourite Uncle is holding court at the 'backstage. He is re-telling the terror he faced as his steering went on his boat. In between discussing the finer points of navigational rights of disabled boats, I thrust that infamous promo card into his face.....No, Uncle Ray I won't give up riding the wave after bumping into me old mate: Micky Bubbles! Yes, he came across the creek again, and while he was keeping low-key under a baseball cap, he seemed genuinely happy when I gave him a copy as well. Wherever it constitutes celebrity stalking as I asked him to sign another card when he came back to the dock is debatable. But he did so with grace, and then proceeded to give away a strip of Aquabus tickets to a group on the dock. A classy gent for sure....like many along this fair creek.

Happy belated 50th Birthday Geoff!

For now.....

peeeaaaacccceeeee out sisters.......

Farewell to the Irish Girls 2010

Jody takes all the girls to Cuba for a well earned holiday......

The weather is still warm and hot during the day, yet the easterly winds around 6pm indicates what the calender already tells us; the summer is slowly ebbing away heralding fall and all change again. So it is with this 'summer of shamrock love', as those giggly mascots of Ireland pack their bags and head back to the wee nation with harsher realities to contend. The girls certainly stamped their identities on GI and smack bang between the eyes of several smitten young lads at Aquaboose. At least two of them, will have their hearts wretched and pulled across the Atlantic by August end.

With plans to see the New Year in on O'Connell Street, Adam and Will both were interested to hear how my own journey involving a chance encounter with a bikini babe on a beach in Greece, ended 3 years later with marriage and moving to the best city in the world. For they are both at the start of their own lives, ripe with potential, yet with hard choices ahead of them. Helen and I often smiled to ourselves when we heard of relationships coming apart with couples mere miles apart. If it is meant to be, it's meant to be.

On those great nights which work best, when they just occur spontaneously, bringing together happy energy and giggles, the girls were in full effect. They hung out, loved the attention and were just as silly like the rest of us. Other times, the simple facts of such diverse birth dates, makes one realize that 2 or more generation apart can draw happy memories for some, and confusion for others. Mention a band like 'Duran Duran' and Rach thought I was choking. Mags parents probably met over this very band and she wasn't even a twinkle in her dads eye when Simon lamented on and on about Planet Earth!

The girls are young, so why would they want to hang out with us old farts? Even those good looking hipster's who look like Mr. Clooney has his limits. (Although as 'old school' as I am, I did take umbrage with Mr Ga Ga himself: Max Millions who said I was a terrible dancer! Bah!)

So Face-book is stuffed with snaps of these young celtic things beaming with 20 somethings like themselves. You hope they will have made happy memories over here which they will cherish in years to come. To look back on when they also hit their fourth decade with just the same screaming kids, despondent husbands and other crap we all face. (OK life is not all that bad, but you get my point).

By all accounts, it's not always an advantage to be part of a pack who all know each other. The other night, a mad night ensured at the 'Republic' downtown, when the girls battled heads, causing tears of melancholy typical of the Irish and the demon drink. (My own Uncle Brenden was the very same one night, with a illicit bottle of pot-sheen, lamenting his past....) What can you expect with 11 girls, all 'best friends' living in the ming-ing halls of sorority ville? But Chris did his magic, and they were all up dancing and hugging each other once again! Well done Mr UFC!

The secret of life is to be open to change, and the potential of possibility. The strength of Aquabus is its diverse range of people, which each summer brings new youthful faces who bring that dynamic attitude.

 

Of course, we will miss them. I will miss Rachel for her endearing hugs, love of life with that gorgeous smile. Elaine, the savior of the 'choc's', with her savvy sense of fair-play and confidence. Rebecca who simply is a lovely caring girl...(Adam, of course you should go in December!) And Aishling. Oh Aishling. The girl who started it all: O Canada, zap straps and postcards. Sadly, the wedding fell though (visa restrictions on multiple brides, big fights with the Maid of Honor, the court case is going to be stupid). It all ended with long regretful glances across the dock....

Of course, limited life experience can also make some their age a right pain in the arse for being some what self absorbed. Yet, on the whole, they held their place well, worked hard, and represented their nation at its best. We will miss them, but are grateful for the time we shared together.

Lets hope their younger fans can survive the departure!

Miss you luvvies! ;-) xx

peeaaaccceeee out sisters!




postscript: Mags: you're gorgeous + I love u all!

King Kirk, dour Eric and the Flag Twins....

He wore an expensive cut jacket, probably in soft lamb, which matched his precise goatee covering puckered cheeks. But as he minced past me on the way onto GI, I knew that steely side stare screamed 'WTF!' all be it very quietly. Hey Mr. Eric 'Will & Baste' McCormick, so wot if I'm in my Canada Day work helmet and red socks: I'm a celebrity round here don't you know?

Working on the dock, you'd think I was wearing buck cheeked chaps without me jocks on underneath. Is wearing our beloved Maple Leaf as a cape really so provocative to cause one customer to tell Jordan, deckhanding across to Hornby Street:

'What's with the guy wearing the flag? They should put him in a straight jacket and walk him off the island!'

Wot? Gear down big rig! Maybe looking like a clown unleashed his coulrophobia.....jackass!

It's raining on the dock, and I am helped in my attempt to lighten the mood by the lovely Rachel. She throws a tricolor from the old country over her shoulder as well. Bubbly, funny and with the cutest smile which would make any judge say 'I believe you', she is one of the infamous girls of Eire. I'm sure when August 25th rolls around, We will all calling Jody in panic mode saying 'They're gone - what now!'

What now indeed, but life rolls on. Just remember, they're here to have fun and if we can have a few giggles along the way: lucky for us. They give us the gift of reminding us old gits that life is to short, and we used to be just as exuberant and bursting with raw, wide eyed youthfulness when we were their age. The secret is to be respectful at all times - however much is consumed on a messy night at the backstage - where they still feel safe, and leave our presence without basically feeling creeped out!

A job which John S. and I take very, very seriously of course....

And now, Ladies and Gentleman, its time once again for:

DES REID'S Celebrity Watch on GI.......

I wasn't born with these radar ears for nothing. Although John can't believe that I can recognize a celebrity from 15 feet away - just by hearing their voice, I knew a former Canuck celeb when I hear one. The man who stood on his head as the goalie for Vancouver Canucks in the 94 series against those pesky Rangers, was sitting on the patio at the Arts Club having a great time. So when Kirk McClean passed us, we had to give him a shout.


Des asks: What would happen if the Limey and Kirk went on a boys weekend to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico together?

What a gentleman, he was approachable and laughing away with us. For some reason, which I can't fathom now, his lovely female friend pointed out where else he has abundant follicles on his body. All we do know is that Kirk self declared to our collective mirth, that he has hairy toes as well!

Kirk McClean: you are a true gent, one of B.C's best and deserving of DR's celebrity sighting of the day!!

Before I sign off, a shout out to my good friend Jake. The other day he was looking forlorn at the back dock. It seems he was having a losing battle with a belligerent engine, and he just looked done. To my surprise, I found him later in the Arts Club, having a much needed break as suggested. I mentioned that my own lads would just love to work at AB - it would be the perfect first job for them in their teens. How can you not feel that this young men is class supreme when he said: 'Of course! Any kid of yours is my kids!' Love that man!

And on that happy note, I sign off for now. Until next time:

peeeaaacccceeeeee out sisters!

Summer of Shamrock Love 2010....

An Irish proverb states that time is a great story teller. Well, this season is turning into the summer of shamrock love. As reported earlier on Canada Day, Granville Island has been smitten by the arrival of an army of young, lovely colleens, all seemingly from Bono's postcode. For some mad reason at least 20 of them, came over en-mass and have shacked up in the vacant fraternal halls at the 'Greek' village at UBC. Guess, they heard about all those crazy Canook boys on the west coast after the Olympics. But, time is a ticking, and fortunately it has been hot, hot, hot along the creek. The right set of circumstances for party fun, snatched glances and shy smiles to develop on the ever busy deck of Cyquabus IV traveling to Jail-town.

We also just had that annual firework festival: the 'celebration of light, a summer favorite in the city. For Aquabus regulars, it is viewed between a sigh for some, and gritted teeth for others. While it is certainly appreciated for drawing out thousands of customers who use our service, it can also puts those drivers working that night a little on edge. Once the last kitchen sink has been blasted off into the air in a massive crescendo of visual delight, the show really begins for the mass exodus. That sleepy creek, quickly becomes a 8 lane boating channel of bobbing madness as all those floating vessels turn around and head back to the creek. Super yachts, party ships, Bubba Gump Shrimper's and every thing else; right down to the loons all dressed in black with day glo sticks for navigation lights in their micro dinky dinghy's are all out there for a Aquabus driver to dodge trying to get very eager fare paid passengers across. Quite a heady brew for any salty captain, let along a driver out for a fun job for the summer!


Maybe it was that emotional edge, that caused romance to burn under the 'en espanol' display by Mexico on July 28th for one recent Irish arrival. For it was with shock and surprise, when one seasoned veteran in our ranks, who shall remain nameless for obvious reasons later, that got up, raised his glass at the 'back stage lounge and proposed marriage to one young colleen we all know as Aishling. Everybody gathered around held their breath in eager anticipation, but as the girl said later '....he's gorgeous! I had to!' she declared 'Yes!'

According to urbandictionary.com, the Celtic translation for Aishling is 'dream' and apparently she is a 'true rarity' for being a 'true beauty well known amongst her friends, for being down to earth and being caring while having stunning looks' no less! Well, she certainly wasn't on earth that night, as she floated on the clouds looking down at her disbelieving girl friends who couldn't believe her luck at getting such a catch.



Aishling stares in awe at the beautiful hand made ring made by her friend Noreen.

Aishling good friend Rachel said she would be the maid of honor whilst crying on Wills shoulder, only after being quoted later saying that the mystery suitor was a 'dry shite'. Her other friend Elaine seemed to be a bit peeved to be a mere bridesmaid. Nevertheless, all the girls ended up getting langered together in celebration.

The mystery of the 'seasoned veteran' continues. But, lets just say that the happy couple to be plan to live in Abu Dhabi, as polygamy is freely accepted there.


disclaimer: the reading of this blog entry does not entitle the reader to 100% accuracy of actual events.....more like 3%: they actually are all stunning in real life!

3 Irish girls + Adam = a whole lot of Craic on Canada Day 2010.......

Finally, the Vancouver Sun gives due respect to a Vancouver institution. Fittingly, on its busiest day of ferrying trade which is Canada Day, readers woke up to read about Geoff and Margo celebrating 25 years of boating service to locals and tourist alike. 'A ferry became a fleet over untroubled waters'(Link below) is an interesting read on how the little company that could came about. The attached picture shows the happy couple after 26 years standing on the Arts Club ramp, with a impressively scowling Jakkie standing off against Cyquabus 2.



For this most important day, the weather is unusually overcast. As the day progresses, it has a noticeable effect on the crowds. Although the two new Cyquabus' have a total capacity of 60 passengers, which can take big chunks of the crowd, there is little for me to manage topside. This has seriously affected my scream therapy sessions with the tourists, which leads me to give my 'mind freak' stare at Jody and young Mr. Adam on a number of occasions. For some reason, there is unusually high number of screaming toddlers running everywhere on the dock today. But, there is always time to do my Ambassador duties and pose for tourists, especially for two healthy female tourists from Florida and Montreal. Why does Jody insist in getting into my group shots? This is clearly my job and I will have to appeal to the right authority on his continuing indiscretions in my area of expertise......


Meanwhile, those respected elders of the GI community: Del and Dennis monitor the island entertainment. By all accounts, they are not suitably impressed with one of my own brethren from the old country named Owen. He is a travelling magician and his attempts at humour have been described as 'poor to miserable' for mocking the crowd at their own expense. Which very well may be the case. The British form of wit and sarcasm can be a little off at times, especially travelling from so afar. It can go sour like a bad bottle of Merlot from Espana. Dennis prefers his Merlot at room temperature and suitably well rounded. Nevertheless, I can't help shaking the hand of my fellow national, for attempting to make a honest crust against slim odds. But, by all accounts, he's not doing to bad with his tipped hat.....

Jody probably takes the most unusual request by an employee in the 25 years of Aquabus service. The lovely Siobhan texts him asking 'Can I bring my beaver to work?' Appropriate or not, we are all delighted to see her bring her stuffed flea bitten friend Adam to the dock. He is such a good employee he clears over $40 in tips! Well done you manged ridden beast ya!



I head over to Yaletown to see the lay of the land - it's Sunday morning quiet. What is going on? And so it is for the rest of the day. By 6:30pm I am hoisting my first celebratory ale and the bawdy humour is already kicking off with a cackling Allison. Mentions of 'baby elbows' and 'what is wrong with this sir?' so early is a little worrying, but judging by the occasional giggles in the top office I haven't offended anyone.....yet. Maybe I'll try harder later.....

Well, I have to say: it didn't take long. For it doesn't take much of an excuse for the games to begin at AQHQ. With a load of young fertile lads and some lovely Irish girls fresh off the boat and raring for some craic! And viola we're off! Aishling, freshly minted at Aquabus brings her friends Elaine and Rebecca along. 19, gorgeous and full of life they are here as the Celtic tiger has been defanged and put in an old moggy home for senile cats. There are simply no jobs in Dublin and these lasses represent the first wave of an expected Irish invasion. If so, bring it one - we love them! Good for them for grabbing life and jumping on a plane, at a age where that can fully experience it all. The Irish are famed travellers, and these lovely bright young lasses have plenty to offer. James, who runs the chocolate counter in the food marker can't praise Elaine enough for her work ethic and charm.

All chaos ensures as multiple requests come in: Will wants a couple of loud MF's and we kick off an AQ and countrywide tradition, when I declare my allegiance to the Maple Leaf at exactly 9:30pm and sing O Canada. Work helmets get filled, and temporarily defaced with public health warnings to all. A good one proclaims 'I've had to much to think' while Adam and my own are poor, pitiful and pathetic. But we drink from its hollowed chalice as expected. Mr Two Phones loves it and keeps me on track every half hour for more group celebratory singing.


Standing on my chair with Adam, brings a new perspective on the proceedings before me. It's a visual soap opera; I feel like a King surveying his kingdom. I love it! The addition of the 3 young Irish tenors is fantastic. And I am shocked when the girls love my promo postcards.....'Fack Micheal Bubbles I want it signed by Des'...of course I have to get the toddler t - shirt on, which considering my muscular physic (well, I have a 3 pack and the deposits for the others some where) surprisingly goes on very quickly. Bravo! And who thought you could have so much fun with zap-straps...oh behave! (Note to Jody next time: Beer!? tick! Aquabus stickers? Tick! Zap-straps? TICK!) Mr. Two Phones is beside himself and we are all the better for his presence. But we are sad that Adam decides to take Shebang home - its been a long day and he wants to get back to the dam for a knorr or two. Don't we all Adam!


So, its off to the Arts Club and dance, dance, dance crazy. Those Irish girls can fairly go wild on the dance floor and I try to keep up without looking like the celebrity creeper that I really am. Oh OK take another picture please and show me....somebody has to do it? Congo Bob and Garth are fair excited by the proceeding of the young bucks and the shamrock show before them. What better way to end the night, but to say 'Is tú mo ghrá' to lovely Aishling and Elaine and head off giddy with another great Canada Day night of fun.

God bless the Irish girls! By the way, that's a lovely beaver you have......

So, who was the bone head who set the alarm off in the office and had to call Jody......you work that one out.....

For now, as a wise and lovely lass told me:

Go n-ithe an cat thú is go n-ithe an diabhal an cat*......


peeeaaacccceeeee out sisters.......

Geoff and Margo in The Vancouver Sun:

http://www.vancouversun.com/ferry+became+fleet+over+untroubled+waters/3223656/story.html

*May the cat eat you and the devil eat the cat......wise words indeed Aishling..

Hello Colbie Caillat!

You never know who is going to drop by at Aquabus. On the last day of my job as a Youth Worker, (before the summer vacation) Jody summoned me to AQHQ. 'We've got a female singing star coming down, get your togs on and do your celebrity stalking bit' Well, not exactly.....I hadn't heard of her, so I hit YouTube and was suitably impressed. She's been on Letterman a number of times, and her performance on Jimmy Kimmel with her latest single 'I Never Told You' in April, was stunning both for her beautiful vocal style and, for the little black number she wore making her look just gorgeous. Her latest album 'Breakthrough', follows 'Coco', both consistently strong efforts. I loved the the piano version of 'Magic' and the acoustic version of her last hit single 'Bubbly' on 'Coco'. Her music is Adult Contemporary, in the vein of Micheal Buble. The perfect road trip music on a sunny day to California, where she comes from in Malibu.

My dear friend Kat Thorsen, who is an Art Therapist at an alternative school in the lower mainland, is part of 'Operation Sock Monkey'. As a way to divert at risk kids from the issues they face, she encourages them to make stuffed monkeys based on ordinary socks. She has also connected with the international group 'Clowns Without Borders' in Kwazulu - Natal, South Africa. Kat takes the sock monkeys made by her students and dispatches them to similar at risk children half way around the world. As a way to show Geoff and Margo these stuffed wonders, Kat made an 'Aquabus' rainbow coloured version. They loved it! (We hope to be able to sell them at the Aquabus docks, with proceeds going to fund further shipments of student made simians to Africa in the future!).

So, with my Olympic 'Goodwill Ambassador' outfit on, we waited while her entourage arrived at the Arts Club dock. I had a little bag, with an Aquabus goodie bag, Sock Monkey, adoption monkey card and my promo postcard of this site in hand. (How could she not be impressed!). Finally, she arrived, her 'US Wekkly' group incorporating video crew, multiple photographers, director and other unknowns. She is as gorgeous in person, as the photos suggest. Congo Bob was on site to direct the boat as needed. But, they decided to stay dock side, and shot Colbie, who is surprisingly tall, with her girlfriend sitting in the boat, pointing at the creepy guy all in red and white. One women, who passed as a local asked if I wore this all the time....'Yes, its for tomorrow. Don't worry I'm not a celebrity stalker...' The grizzled hairstylist looked on with a frown or three.


On Jody's orders '...to make it quick' I approached Ms. Caillat and welcomed her to Aquabus. I offered her the goodie bag and presented the said Sock Monkey, which she 'ooooo' over. I tried to get her to engage in a little chat mentioning she's been busy with 'Letterman', and that she performed before President Bush in Washington DC. 'Yup, Yup'.....I faltered when I thought she had just got back from the UK to promo her album (that's what it said on her Facebook page) but she told me that was a year ago. 'You're Australian aren't you?' Maybe her dad, Ken Caillat, isn't English after all, even though he co-produced Fleetwood Mac's 'Rumours' and 'Tusk' albums. Her CD's signed, a few mandatory shots taken with our very own celebrity on the island and she walked away. 'You forgot your bag!' which I passed on and we hope didn't get lost by her numerous assistants, and assistants assistants and grizzled hair stylist.....


Next up, our favourite day of the year!

To see the first dispatch of 40 lucky monkeys heading to South Africa, see my Flickr page at:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/thelimey2010/sets/72157624372843704/

Kat Thorsen's Operation Sock Monkey homepage is at:

http://klasssockmonkey.wordpress.com/

peeeeaaaaaccceeeeeeee out sisters!

Aquabus at 25, a night to remember.....

Is this going to work?

You know its summer, when it takes 15 minutes just to get on to Granville Island because of the traffic on a typical Saturday afternoon. Jody had asked me to come down for 2pm to help him out. Yet, at 2pm I'm still at home, trying to iron my suit, and print a 3 minute speech while thinking - is this going to work? Am I being to self indulgent even though I want to explain why I ended up printing a book of my Winter Olympic adventures and want to give Jeff and Margo my first copy. I pulled into the office at approximately 4:40pm, fully expecting to incur the wrath of Jody for another late arrival. But, true to form, he simply says: 'How you doing?'

Boat one, stands newly restored and gleaming in the stark sunshine outside Performance works. It is a testimony to the 25 years when she first wet her hull in False Creek and started her 6500 days of service, traveling 200,000 nautical miles or nearly 10 times around the world! I guess Jeff and Jimmy paid the loan off on that baby quite some time ago! The photo attached show two boys edgy with hipness, as if captured from an actual still of a classic James Dean flick such as 'Giant'...'...hey! let it ride baby, let it ride!'



A blinding tableau of red, green and black greets me as a gorgeous redhead approaches at high speed. Hello Julia! We have a giggle as she explains that she has mirrors on her killer pink heels - which I suggest could be very useful for checking everything is good up above. Oh another line to explain to St. Peter at the gates.....but don't you just love a girl that can laugh at herself? Aquabus is just stacked with such lovelies.....We take a snap with her bodyguard - oh! silly that's Jody in Jacket, Ray-Ban's and a Scottish tie? You wouldn't be having a sale?

It must be redhead night, as I notice another stunning lady at the door with Christine Dior sun glasses, checking in visitors. She chose well, wearing a simple black dress which suits her toned form very nicely - she must work out surely?

Qu'est-ce que c'est? Je suis bleu! It's the lovely Heidi! Grrrr!



Whose taking 'the' picture anyway?

I attempt to do a warm up and see if I can address the crowd over the PA. But for some reason they fail to even look at me, which amuses the 'bodyguard no end. Confusion prevails, as there is a buzz about who is going to take 'the' picture in front of Bus Numero One. As Margo, splendid in her Aquabus hat, rallies the troops from the cockpit as only the lovely Margo can, it becomes quickly obvious that it is going to be that silver grey fox Tony and myself that will capture this moment of Aquabus moments digitally.



Here, gathered before me, is the history of Aquabus in 25 years; in the boat house the Pratts: gentleman George and his Lady Dame Marg, Jimmy M., while Jake resplendent in black looks on, as Jeff and Margo holds sway over their gathered guests. This is it - this is 25 years of collective good times and testimony to a family that started the little company that could. And despite relatively low pay (but with a small company - what can you expect?) people keep returning because it really all comes down to the vision and good decency that George Senor instilled in his son, and that son took those life lessons and applied them to his own business. And I can tell you, Jakkie is his fathers son and has the same fortitude which places Aquabus future in good hands....

If anything, it quickly becomes obvious to all those gathered here, they all care deeply for this family and its company. They want to be here for that reason. My good friend Paul Barrett is definitely here in spirit and represented by his wise hirelings all gathered here tonight.

Lovely Shelagh Rogers: Legend.....



Margo's sister: Shelagh Rogers approaches. I have been eager to see her again as she was such a delight when she came to one Aquabus gathering last Christmas. Shelagh is a CBC Broadcast legend, who currently hosts CBC's Radio One: The Next Chapter. Canadian celebrities are generally renowned for their modest and self effacing nature. Shelagh is not only a beautiful person, but she is truly grounded and wonderfully human to all she meets. Like Margo, you can't help loving them both. I loved listening about her days on Morningside and working along the CBC man of radio himself: Peter Gzowski.

My humbleness is only compounded, when I realize that the elder gentleman who approaches Margo to ask if she is still on Radio, is none other than Red Robinson himself! Oh my Goddess! I am trying to keep my composure as Red talks of his refusal to do another 'Elvis' symposium at Graceland (yes!that Elvis) and says one Phil Esposito is coming to stay with him. Yes, we'll make sure you can get an interview with him Margo. Jeffff! Help!

Shelagh goes on, and in that caring and professional style gives a beautiful precis of the last 25 years of how this little company came about. And how cool was it, when she asked a certain dapper gentleman to step up to the podium to explain to the crowd, how significant Jeff's boats are to the Maritime history of the west coast. It was none other than one James Delgado: Executive Director of the Vancouver Maritime Museum, who stated that the best sight is seeing a Aquabus ferry leaving the dock, setting off on another journey across the creek. Well said Sir!



The boss himself steps up to the podium. While he stated he was nervous talking before an audience, he hit his points with precision and style. It was very classy to thank his long serving customers, and to acknowledge that his opposite at the 'other' ferry company on the creek has been a worthy competitor all these years. Little did Jimmy and Jeff know what they were truly starting back in 85! It was very touching to see Jeff thank his wife for the last 25 years of support. Apparently, she kept a firm hold on the purse strings but released them a little for tonight's party. Actually Margo let them go alot, for as Jeff told me, he hoped his dear daughter Ang wouldn't decide to get wed in the next year or so!

'Ditch it after a minute Des....'



Unlike Uncle Ray gorging on the Beef Tenderloin, I'm a little to nervous to fully enjoy the great food. John Scarco advice to ditch my speech after a minute doesn't inspire any more confidence even though its only 3 minutes in length! Despite cutting a few paragraphs, it seems to go down well anyway - the bit about the 100 hours of training hits the spot! I have to admit Congo Bob off the cuff vignette, on putting together a memorable trophy in 48 hours from the many discarded 'artifacts' in his basement was classic. Hedi thanked her 'angels' and aren't they just!

As Jody was going a shade of puce, echoes of Jeff's 'keep in short' could be heard burning in my cranium. Yet, it was also heartfelt and poignant as Alexis grew emotional showing her appreciation for all that Jeff has done for her, while Eleanor mused on two young girls coming of age in a company like Aquabus! A little long maybe, but sometimes it does seem that appreciation is not returned as nearly enough for all the gestures small and big that Jeff shows to us all out of his own pocket. A '..you can't pick your family, but you're surrounded here by friends' from yours truly, and Margo wraps it up nicely with a cue to show some pictures.



With that, we turned the slide show on - and watched in eerily silent awe at images over the last 25 years. What a babe Margo was (and still is!) when Jeff and Margo started out together. It's very apparent how important family is to them. But as the later scenes start appearing, it quickly becomes obvious that I am the official Visual Documentarian for the last 7 years of Aquabus life. Oh Steve - you have alot to answer for!

'Have some class....' was echoing in my ear by one horrified on-looker as we witnessed many a glazed eye including me passed out in the office after one long Canada Day. Yet, life outside Aquabus as portrayed through my roving lens shows what any good entity should create for those who have to spent extended periods of time together. A postice atmosphere, with a sense of community where people are celebrated for who that are, and respected for their unique outlook. That is Aquabus and why we all keep returning year in, year out to serve its customers.

An old Celtic greeting.....



It is a night of old friends, as Big Kev stands quiet in his tribute shirt to wooden cruisers of the '30's, alongside Eleanor, looking healthily plump and happy in her pregnancy. Max figures it's also film tribute night, as he poses with Aviation Ray Ban's with visions of Risky Business. Some hairy Tom Cruise he is! A night, of all nights like this, is ripe to challenge the gods and get the Olympic Commander hat out! We have tp make a toast to our beloved country, to christen the occasion and all newcomers to the company. The lovely Lisa in blue, and just four shifts fresh, drinks from the helmet and promptly baptizes her shoes as well. Well done Lisa, and welcome aboard!

We are delighted to meet our very colleen Siobhan, whose parents departed the old country many moons ago and who generously blessed their daughter to Canada and our very graces. I am delighted when she confesses she knows me well from my dispatches on this blog! And to confirm our new found familiarity, she proceeds to show me a unique Celtic greeting involving me standing behind her.....enough said on that one I think.



The night carries on, in all its celebratory fun, with many pictures taken with Dan, Max, Adam and the gang. Murat strips down to his wife-beater (a most unfortunate description for an item of clothing) and poses his very unusual muscle set. Quebec's loss, is our gain, as Heidi confesses she is returning to our coast for another adventure soon. Single life looks good on her, as she revels in her independence by being herself, and smoking to her hearts content. I look forward to her return, and that vibrant energy and humor, which does make her a perfect fit to her chosen career of acting. For sure, we should have co-host together tonight!

Or should I?



Despite Eleanor reassurance, I'm still not sure if Aquabus' previous 'Jack of all Wit' is pulling a fast one or telling the truth. With that signature shy grin, Ryan informs me that I put him in a very 'tight 'position, after not turning up at his fire hall, so that his fellow fireman could do me proud and allow me to get pictured on their Fire engine. They called BS, and it cost him 2 red ones for lunch for his colleagues and his Captain. 'But don't worry about it!' I feel a little glum that I let our men in blue down....or should I? Nevertheless, I still admire them for the great men they are in our community.....

As I call time to closing, I find myself in a little awe and surprise with one past employee who I now find before me. Back in 03, fresh and green to the fold, I went to the Arts Club to have a few with my new found crew. The decision to have the 2010 Winter Olympics had just been announced by IOC President: Jacques Rogge. I was giggy with excitement that the world was coming to play in my beloved city in 7 years time. So, I was very, very taken back when this unknown, very attractive but overly determined female upstart, proceeded to challenge me for the next 40 minutes on why she was so adamantly against the games coming here. She continued to challenged me on my views, when I was simply delighted with the thought that I would eventually experience the chance of a lifetime in my wondrous city. Which, as this blog attests to, I did! Ironically, in many ways her views did became quite accurate. But, at the time I thought: 'What the!' I just want to have a good time beatch!.



So, here I am tonight and, the same women before me, is still gorgeous and confident, but clearly more mature and simply lovely. And I tell her so, as she posed in farewell snaps with her brother Scott, the bodyguard and myself. All, whilst hamming it up and loving it! So, take a bow Julia! You're supreme flirting is much respected and loved and you are a true heroine!

Goodnight, you've been fabulous one and all....



The night is ending.We walk out into the night air, where gaggles of people are deciding what to do next....Helen and I find out why we love the beautiful smile and great humor of Siobhan P. as her ma and pa are from Belfast and we quickly find we are kindred spirits..the prospect of a kegger at the water-slides really isn't that appealing for a couple in their middling geriatrics and we peace out looking for a taxi home. But, who should we find lurking under the bridge but me old mate Jakkie and Brenden who offers a generous swagger on his bottle....I can't help admiring the wonderful grasp that Jake has of the English language, delivered in his own street sty-lee patter....oh! gives us another hug you big lug you! Alex and Craig also drop by and over the next half hour, it quickly becomes obvious that what some would fear is a hostile group of lads up to bad business so late on a Saturday night actually are the pride of Lord Bing. Brenden is taking tourism and wants to travel. Alex retells of his dearly departed father, yet barely breaking his '20's is already a second home owner. I tell him his father would surely be proud and I could see his visible pride at his mentioned memory. Jake continues to show he that he has priorities in order making his already proud dad, prouder tonight. It's a fitting ending to a truly wonderful night and one that rightly showed how much love surrounds the Aquabus family, and how we are all much richer to have them in our own lives. (The Aquabus Golden Anniversary is in 2035, and if I'm still alive, I will be 72! I promise I will give Margo a dance to celebrate....if I'm invited to go....bloody try stop me going more like!)



Thank you Jeff and Margo, a big hug to you both.....

peeeeaaccceee out sisters....